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« on: February 24, 2010, 10:28:14 PM » |
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Hello everyone I wanted to let y'all know my birthday is a month away (Mar.24). I will be 21.
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2010, 10:58:45 PM » |
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woooohoooooo the 21st one, only happens once going to do anything special?
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I own a lot of zetas, with 1 more on the way. If at first you dont suceed, sky diving is not for you. Proud whore of over 46 toys in my collection and growing every month.
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2010, 11:12:08 PM » |
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Probably gonna get drunk off my ass!! Thankfully a friend of mine works for Budweiser  . I'd like to get some money for a new toy or two. *hint hint*
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 11:15:06 PM » |
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so your gonna poor beer in your butt.....lol. Well Dont over do it and dont drive afterwards.
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I own a lot of zetas, with 1 more on the way. If at first you dont suceed, sky diving is not for you. Proud whore of over 46 toys in my collection and growing every month.
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 11:19:16 PM » |
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so your gonna poor beer in your butt.....lol. Well Dont over do it and dont drive afterwards.
Not to worry, I am getting wasted at home. Beer in the butt, What the hell does that mean? Or is that a Jack-ass joke?
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2010, 11:21:38 PM » |
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You said you were gonna get drunk out of your rear, it was a bad joke.
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I own a lot of zetas, with 1 more on the way. If at first you dont suceed, sky diving is not for you. Proud whore of over 46 toys in my collection and growing every month.
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 12:18:16 AM » |
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Well, drinking beer through your ass is the quickest way to get drunk according to the show Manswers.... but not advisable as it is very easy to get alcohol poisoning because it doesn't get filtered by the liver.....
That reminds me... there is a product out called Beer Lube... Lube that tastes like beer.
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 10:10:34 PM » |
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Beer Lube, HA that is hilarious! What will these people think of next?
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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 10:20:38 PM » |
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an eatible dildo maybe?
why not they have panties you can eat why not add dildos to the mix.
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I own a lot of zetas, with 1 more on the way. If at first you dont suceed, sky diving is not for you. Proud whore of over 46 toys in my collection and growing every month.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 10:23:14 PM » |
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You're not supposed to eat dildos! Panties would be more fun  .
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2010, 02:06:03 AM » |
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Eating a 14" long 3" thick dildo... of chocolate... Fun yes, healthy definitely not.
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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2010, 08:25:54 AM » |
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You know, I got my order yesterday, and the only thing that's been on my mind about it since I got it was how much I want to chew on it. D: Maybe they are secretly for eating and no one has noticed!
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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2010, 08:30:50 AM » |
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You know, I got my order yesterday, and the only thing that's been on my mind about it since I got it was how much I want to chew on it. D: Maybe they are secretly for eating and no one has noticed!
* Talarath goes a puts a note in the order area "RETURN POSSBILITIES VOID" keke :3
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2010, 03:09:12 PM » |
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No thanks, I don't mind licking my toys but chewing on them? *shudders*
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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2010, 08:35:30 PM » |
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Happy 21!
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Retired The Tiger; Wolf's Cock Toy and Fossa Toy have new good homes  . Waiting patiently for Naymon, Posideon and Werewolf.MMM
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