It's just a forum!!! my iMac could host it!!! and you could just gimme a free toy every 6 months

I just didn't know hosts were so picky about what you give them money for... lol I guess they might be afraid of getting sued for any kind of pronz you might put on their site...
It's actually partially sensible. A porn website usually has loads of visitors, and a constant upstream of porn. If this is on a shared server (read: shared/vps shared) it can create issues for the other clients. Alot of porn sites are also hosting viruses, or linking to websites that are 99% virus and 1% assrape virus. With 0-day's, this could compromise the security of other clients again. That would result in the hoster being kicked and the other customers possibly being sued or reputation slated.
With the restriction, it keeps the bad of the bad off their servers. I find it's a wise choice, however, I do think exceptions should be made on a per-case basis. I cannot go into the details, but there's only a limited amount of ways for me to allow the content to be "on" here. For you users posting reviews and the like, it's in the first post. More "behind the scenes" stuff though

For hosting it on your home computer, there's more issues with that than just staying with our new host. It's also very likely against your ISP's ToS anyways, and when they see what we pull daily for bandwith they'd take you out

Now, onto why I was actually going to be posting. Issues have been fixed and I am transferring the cart now. Next up will be the ticket site and lastly the forums. Once those are all done, you shouldn't notice more than a few minutes of downtime.