Earn $off coupons for some of your time!

[Talarath]

We're here not to only give you great toys, but also discounts, good customer service and ways to feel like you did something for us!

What am I talking about?  Well, if you're good with the English language, or have one of our toys you can earn coupon(s) to reduce the cost of an order! We have two ways you can earn them.

Writing
If you're good with the English language, and can think outside the box you can earn $5 off coupons.
What you would need to do is write a good description of the toy (or toys if you want to do multiple) and it will be used on the site and you will get a $5 coupon.

If you would be interested in doing this, you must PM me your descriptions.  Once its approved, you will get the $5 coupon or if you're wanting to do multiple I'll keep a list of your contributions and give a single coupon for all combined.
For your first PM, please only do one description!  Your descriptions must first be of quality, so your first will be a trial run to fix any errors, mistakes etc.

You do not need to own the toys to do writing!

Already done descriptions!
The tentacle
The ram



Measuring
http://www.zoofur.com/forum/index.php/topic,955.0.html

If you got one of our toys, you can measure it.  For each toy measured you will get $3.  All (applicable) measurements must be done and converted to CM as well and be in the standard format as shown to be credited.  If a toy doesn't have a knot, you can leave that blank.
For circumference, you will need a tape measure and wrap it around or use the formulae http://math.about.com/library/blcirclecalculator.htm

[Jacob14]

Sounds like a deal, if my toys would hurry up! 

How about some photography I have noticed that alot of the toys only have one angle where the picture viewer on the site supports many. Just a thought.

[Yasafusa]

Dang, I had a really good picture, where I did a 2D shadow comparison on all the toys from way back, of course it was gel only...  But it's how I decided if I could take a certain toy or not, I used a CAD scaling tool and photoshop to adjust the sizes of the toy's shadows.  I spent hours perfecting it.. hehe, I wonder if I still have it somewhere, I'd let you have it for fun... I might do another one if I can't...

[LGGF]

does these measuring cupons count for the ones I already sendt inn before ya desided how much?

[Oso_Rambunctious]

Question about writig reviews when one doesn't own the toy in the description:

Now, I have ordered the gel "Bear Essentials", and am waiting for it's arrival. I have thoroughly examined various user pics of it as well as the pics on the ordering site and had a good understanding of the toy itself. Can I write a description of it anyways even though I have yet to recieve my own and have not used or have had the toy used on me?

Thanks in advance.

~Oso

[LGGF]

Question about writig reviews when one doesn't own the toy in the description:

Now, I have ordered the gel "Bear Essentials", and am waiting for it's arrival. I have thoroughly examined various user pics of it as well as the pics on the ordering site and had a good understanding of the toy itself. Can I write a description of it anyways even though I have yet to recieve my own and have not used or have had the toy used on me?

Thanks in advance.

~Oso

Well if ya have never tried it before it's not a technicaly a review, it may barely qualify as a preview ^^

So well you cant really call it a review until ya have tried the product in question, tho ofc ya can start a tread if ya want, describing wathever ya want but ya should add the real Review part afther ya have tried it

[Charixfox]

Wrote and sent a sample description via PM and then two days later via email when I saw the "I don't keep track of my PMs" sig about two weeks ago.  Dunno if it got lost, or if any response to me got lost, or what, since I haven't heard anything back about it at all.

[Ravenwolf312]

Talarath had gotten a ton of replies with this project. It's really hard to sift throught them all and I'm sure those that meet his criteria will be awarded.

This is what Talarath wants for these descriptions. 9-12 sentences, with good description of the product. This does not mean the measurments. Describing the product include it's curves, bends and bulbs, knowing what it'll feel like when you use one. Talarath has also told me that included in each description must be keywords: animal, dildo, the species of the model (ex. Fox for boxie), and the type of animal it is also (ex. Canine for boxie). Of your descript does not meet these criteria it's possible it will not be used.

[Talarath]

Wrote and sent a sample description via PM and then two days later via email when I saw the "I don't keep track of my PMs" sig about two weeks ago.  Dunno if it got lost, or if any response to me got lost, or what, since I haven't heard anything back about it at all.

Unfortunately since I do practically every management thing for Zeta, things get lost.  Alot.  Except for the orders, they're all nicely tucked away in an easily sorted list to find... Thats beside the point though...
I'll be going through my emails and PMs to check for possibly missed things, so expect an email sometime within the next 5 hours from this post.

[Charixfox]

Hmmm... Got the emails.  Replied in email.  See minor changes as described. 

Obviously you are quite the night owl.  Can't do that anymore myself. 

[Charixfox]

Ker-THptptptptpt!

Sent you the email reply you asked for a while ago silly.   I mean, sheesh, I have enough time around 12 hours of work to go through about 300-600 email messages a day and still get sleep.

*Pokes Tal* 
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

*Runsaway*

[Talarath]

Ker-THptptptptpt!

Sent you the email reply you asked for a while ago silly.   I mean, sheesh, I have enough time around 12 hours of work to go through about 300-600 email messages a day and still get sleep.

*Pokes Tal* 
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

*Runsaway*

I gave you the go-ahead for more descrips xD
It's why I haven't sent anything to you

[Mnkyb84]

I'l write one or two here soon, maybe one or two dozen lol. Perhaps if you're getting a great deal of responses you should make a seperate account just for the pms from this project? So they don't get lost or overlooked, and as a bonus doesn't flood your inbox!