Alrighty! Time for the third and final review (at least for now). Saving the best for last, this is the Helmutt.
Ordering/Paying/ShippingOrdering, like with the Boxie, was fast, simple and easy. I also ordered some extra lube, because by this time I was running low and Bear's prices are cheaper than anything around here. What was really amazing was the speed of shipping, though. I don't even think it took two weeks, maybe even only a week and a half, for my Helmutt to arrive. I was ecstatic! Also, I admit, there was a 30% off sale which I just
had to take advantage of. My only regret is not buying more at the same time. Like the Boxie, I ordered it in natural colouring and medium firmness.
The ArrivalI'm not sure what more I can add than what I've said in previous reviews or in the previous section. Everything arrived just exactly like it should: discreet, packaged and sealed, with the complimentary condom and disinfecting wipe and care instructions. Absolutely no complaints here. Though I do want to restate how quickly the toy arrived. It was a complete 180 from the Tig's Toy shipping experience, and I couldn't be more pleased with the result!
First Impressions/Use/ConclusionI'm starting to feel a bit like Goldielocks writing these reviews. The Tig's Toy was a bit too big, the Boxie was a bit too small. But the Helmutt was just what I was expecting (and hoping for), size-wise. With the same colouring and texturing as the Boxie, I knew I was in for a serious treat. By this time, I was well accustomed to taking the Tig's Toy and the Boxie, so taking the initial length of the Helmutt was a simple - but pleasurable - matter. I love the feel of the weight of the toy in my hands. Just handling it, feeling it's soft, but firm shape, the weight and the texture...it turns me on just thinking about it. Though the initial length of it isn't as long or as thick as the Tig's Toy, I find that the textured surface more than makes up for it. I can ride it like there's no tomorrow and love every second of it.
As of this moment, I'm still not able to take the knot, however. I've tried, oh how I've tried, but I'm just not
quite there. The Boxies knot felt bigger than it looked. The Helmutt's knot is just as big as it appears, and it isn't small (at least, not to an inexperienced cat like me). However, with a lot of practice and a lot of stretching myself on the Helmutt's knot, I know that I'll be able to take it any day now. I'm actually hoping to do it tonight (wish me luck
). When I want that intense pleasure/pain of taking the knot hard, I still turn to the Boxie, but ever since I bought the Helmutt, it's been my toy of choice. The anticipation of taking the knot drives me wild, and I'm bound and determined to get it as soon as possible.
As a kitty who loves the thought of being taken by a big, strong canine, the Helmutt is an absolutely amazing toy. I would recommend all three of the toys I've bought so far, but the Helmutt takes first place by a longshot. Unfortunately (or perhaps, fortunately?), now that I've gotten addicted to this amazing toy, I've been having a hard time taking my eyes off the Timber Wolf and (even though I know it's a bit out of my league for the moment), the Akita. I get excited just thinking about one day using those two, and the next time I've got some free cash, you can bet on where it's going.
