Toy: Grand PupFirmness: MediumExperience of User: IntermediateTo commemorate last year on getting a new toy (and having money to burn), I felt myself wanting a new toy, something a little canine-esque (or in this case... a lot. Like they say, Go all out
), so i dropped down the cash on the grand pup. I am a daring mongoose always up for a challenge, and this monster of a dog toy seemed perfect for something that will pop in and stay.
here's my experience...
First impressionIt arrived in the boring early hours on a saturday, perfect time for a little play. Cue the ritualistic unboxing and pulling the bag out, except like with the orca i ordered, i shook it with a slight suspension of disbelief - I knew it was big, but damn. Regardless of that, i unbagged it, washed it off and assessed it's thickness and overall build - came out pretty nice in my opinion, at least satisfactory for where it was about to go...
Pop goes the PupI grab my tube 'o lube (Small rant here, people. If you're doing some pretty intense activity like trying to take this monster, Medical grade gel is the way to go. I've used WET! and Astroglide and both have left me frustrated as all hell, and no one likes being uncool and unlubed in the midst of fun time!) - Apply liberally and barely rub the tip against myself as a test. Slowly pushing it inside, it wasn't long until i hit 'the wall' (around an inch above the knot on me), which prompted a face twitch and quick lip bite, i was afraid this thing had bested me like the orca did at first- So i put it in reverse and out in came. I gave myself a minute to recover and tried turning the single knot tip so that it faced my prostate and the tip so that it went along my tailbone, and back in it went, except this time it went a little further... Soon I was beginning to climb over the knot, albeit feeling a sharp pinch in my insides that was subdued by simply slowing down to give myself time to adjust- until POP! - in it slid, leaving me clench on the base and staring in the bathroom mirror, realizing my abdomen was a little... bulged. It was pretty far in there, and I knew it still had a little ways to go- so with a careful touch, I pushed it in to the base - taken by surprise that it didn't really hurt.
Plugged by the pupI decided the cramped confines of my bathroom just wasn't cutting it, so i put my boxers back on with the toy still in me, and reconvened in my bedroom, taking up a laying position on the floor. Oddly enough again, movement with this toy didn't really seem to warrant any painful pinching or stretching- it stayed pretty comfortable during the light commute through the house. Now a little more comfortable, I pulled it back out, only to be hit by a flood of sensations as it backed out- So like any excited creature, i wanted more. Pushing it back in merely intensified the feeling as my insides had adjusted to it's girth, the knot stretching and pushing back in with a nice feel without really imposing itself as an obstacle. Rinse and repeat a few times, And i could feel it's influence reaching through me. The knot firmly jammed into the sensitive wall of my prostate, it only took a few seconds of tending to myself to hit one of the highest climaxes i've ever felt - My eyes literally rolled back as i layed propped against my bed, simply listening to myself breathing as i caught up. I slid the toy out without much of a fuss, cleaned up, happy that even though it seemed daunting at first- it was actually quite manageable.
Final thoughts and ScoresThe grand pup was a lot of fun. While as it's size will scare the living hell out of any beginner, for those experienced with size and depth should have this giant in their collection. Its tapered tip makes it workable to take the full toy, and it's knot, while as great at stimulating and providing a good plug, doesn't argue with you when you want it to either go in or come out. Like with all long toys, there is a slight gripe with it pushing into you and bulging your abdomen, so if you're not comfortable with going deep, I wouldn't suggest trying to take the knot at all- because you're going to open yourself up. I would suggest playing with a smaller canine toy first and stepping yourself up carefully to this, because even though i've had a lot of experience taking things like this- the size of this thing still inspired a little bit of pain at the beginning. Proceed with extreme caution.
Usability: 3/5 - Like all 'super toys', it's size and required skill level isn't something you'd want to whip out every day for a quick session.
Stimulation: 5/5 - Everything hit it's mark like it should have and left me wanting more- I find myself getting all tingly just writing this review...
Build Quality: 4/5 - it's in one piece, and everything seems to be defined, though is it normal for the base to have so many bubbles?
Met expectations? Yes. - I set out to find a nice big canine toy, and this did the trick.
Well'p, there's my review. Hope you all enjoyed it as much as i did experiencing it
