A very, very late Ruff Stuff Jr. review.

It's been almost a year since I ordered my ruff stuff jr. from zeta, but I figured I might as well give a little feedback. I'm shopping for a new toy, and reviews have helped me out greatly, so it makes sense that I should give a little back.

Ordering - 10/10

Ordering was very smooth and natural, which I thought was a nice indicator of what I'd ordered (giggity). No complaints at all. It didn't nearly as long as I thought it would, as I realized after the fact that only the gel toys had months of a waiting period, and that silicone was only a week or two. Good stuff.

First Impression - 5/10

When I first opened up the box (very eagerly I might add), I regret to admit I was quite disappointed. The toy was simply not nearly as big as I expected. It was a day before I went full out with the toy, but I did have quite a bit of oral fun with the toy right when I opened it, so I'll mention that in this section too. Despite the small size, it was still a lot of fun to fondle, and nose around, and suck on gently. It was a great deal of fun to take the knot orally, and it made me really eager to try it out on my rump later that night. I'm definitely a fan of the simple Euro texture, much more so than the nasty plastic on my one old toy. Even though I was disappointed with the size, it was my own fault for not looking for comparison pics, and I could see Zeta's excellent production values shine through. If you're offended by this low score, think of it as if I were rating Zeta 4/5 and myself 1/5. I did dock them a point, though, because it would have been enormously helpful if all measurements for all toys were on the website instead of a select few. Or, if that's too much work, placing a common object for a size comparison in the pictures would have made things easier as well. All in all though, it's on me, because I pretty much picked the wrong toy.

Getting to know the toy (First real playtime / final impression) - 7/10

Later that day I snuggled up in my bed ready to test out the toy to its full extent. As disappointed as I was by how small it looked, I have to admit that even the initial shaft feels a lot bigger than that. I tried it out on my back, using the toy both right-side-up and upside-down, very quickly learning the hard way that following the natural curve of the member is a much better idea. I tried out sprawling out on my tummy, and I fooled around with doggy style too, just for the namesake. It was a great experience, much better than I expected, but as I'd feared, it was far from the satisfying moan-inducing toe-curling pounding I'd been craving. However, at this point I still hadn't taken the knot. I knew I wouldn't be able to handle it lying down, so I fastened the suction cup to the corner of a chair and got ready to ride. After a few minutes of sliding up and down, going just a tiny bit lower each time, I finally managed it! :3 first night, too. Even though it was a very gradual process easing up to it, when it finally did fit in, it slid in with a very satisfying "pop." And I just have to say, holy fuck. There's nothing that can compare to taking your first knot. As eager as I was to slip it out and try it a few more times, I came as soon as it popped inside... there was just nothing I could do, but it's okay because it was an absolutely spectacular climax, one of the best in my life. I got off the chair and I lay on my bed with it inside for quite a while, feeling very fulfilled indeed. An amazing and breathtaking experience, however even then I couldn't help but want a little bit more...

The first while I had it it was great, but as I came to terms with the knot, and got to know it more intimately, I realized just how much more I could handle, and how poorly the ruff stuff jr. really satisfied me. It's not so much the length of the total toy as the fact that it's difficult to "use" the knot, other than just taking it and squirming a little bit, pawing off with your free hand. If you actually want to slide it in and out, you're really limited to the shaft before the knot (or at least I was). You can ride with the knot inside, but it'd be a little too much for most people to take the knot in and out and in and out like that, I think. It really is a great toy, just not perfect for me. One thing worth noting is that it's great in the shower, playing around with while it's stuck to the wall. Crank up the hot water and put it right under the showerhead and mouth level, and well... try it for yourself. It's a damn good feeling, pressing against the cool shower wall with warm water running down your body and a warm knot in your mouth.

A strange personal note - 15/10

This last part is a little strange, but bear with me. This year I got the lead role in a school play, Red vs. The Wolf, a retelling of the fairy tale from the Wolf's perspective. I was the Wolf :3 and yes, I wore what was essentially a fursuit that my face showed out of. This Wolf was very different than the one in the fairy tale. Juxtaposed with a bratty and spoiled Red, the Wolf was kind and cuddly and giggly and clumsy and just really darn cute. It was a really fun role, and it really helped me tap into my feminine side, I'd say. However... it sounds strange, but my toy really helped me get into character. The Wolf's character was so cute and cuddly that it really crossed the line into flamboyant, and being gay myself, it really wouldn't make sense for me to play him any other way than an adorable little femboy. Thus it stood to reason to me that an adorable little femboy wolf might pal around with his guy wolf friends in the wood, right? ^^ I'll just say I had a hell of a fun time playing with my toy as the Wolf.

Summary and final rating - 8/10

As much as I wish I'd gotten a different, bigger toy, I'm still in love with my ruff stuff jr. It's still a lot of fun, and even though it could be bigger, taking the knot will never, ever be anything less than mindblowing. Even notwithstanding the toy at all, it was still a nice experience to do business with such a pleasant and discreet company. I'll definitely be doing business with Zeta again, probably to buy a ruff stuff sr. I'm already really excited for the knot, to tell the truth :3 I really can't praise knots enough, if you've never tried one. Though it wasn't a perfect match for me, the ruff stuff jr. would definitely be a great first toy for anyone looking to get into, well, sheer fun. Recommended for beginners, I'd say--just not for insatiable little sex maniacs like me. I'm a free bitch, baby. ;3

Also holy crap this review is hella long, I really hope someone finds it useful. Welp, I'm out of stuff to say. See you next toy =]