I'm so happy that I ordered this one. Ridiculously happy. It gets a superb rating from me.
Ordering/Shipping: We all know that orders are taking a long time to process, and that information and communications have sometimes been lost to both time and computer glitches. So I won't go over that too much. I will say that I was successfully able to change part of my order from a micro rider to a ram, though how the pricing works with that was very confusing. Also, I had written in after changing my order to switch the ram with the micro rider, and it wasn't changed back. I'm not unhappy since I thought both of them equally awesome, but the process needs work.
As for the shipping, it arrived within two days of BB listing my order as done. Sweetness.
The Toy Itself The measurements given on the site for the Ram are indeed accurate and exactly how I measure toys. 6 and a half inches around the lower segment, if you wrap a tape measure all the way around it. The total length is about 10 inches, which is very usable.
The toy has a ring around that separates the much thicker lower portion from the thinner and curved upper part. The website pictures do it justice, but I'll take some of the toy later anyway.
The Material This toy was made with soft black gel. It is very pliable and kind of squishy, but not nearly as much as the silicone.
Vaginal use: I'm an FtM who has not had any surgery, so I can still use toys vaginally. And I normally don't enjoy it as much (It's more of a convenience thing), but this toy was phenomenal. The curve is very pronounced, like a really thick finger, and I've had fun turning it this way and that to get the best angle. Having the toy curve toward my front brought a bit of pain, but every other way was absolutely amazing. The ring isn't as hard to take as a knot, which is a nice change. This toy very nice for fiddling with the G-spot as well. Also, if you like a variety of sizes, this has you covered.
Here is a vid of it in use -
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v_user_id=LittleBlueLight&idx=5&v=mkrhe-S342-&cl=OWmRR-S342-&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&preview_flag=Anal use I love anal, so this was a true treat for me. Again, the curve of this thing is gorgeous and feels absolutely wonderful. There is plenty to play with while you wait for your muscles to relax so you can take the rest of it. The tapering makes it easy to work up to the whole thing. The only minor difficulty with using this toy for anal is the flexibility of the tapered portion. It was difficult to start in. However, this difficulty was easily overcome with a little effort, and the softness made for a wonderful ride.
Cleanup I used Colt water based lube with this, which worked well. And while I was nervous about destroying it, I decided to clean it with the same stuff I use to clean all my toys - a Trader Joe's knock off of Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap. It hasn't damaged the material and I've washed the Ram three or four times now. I highly recommend that stuff, because you can use it to clean toys as well as your floor, counters and hair. Anyway, the gel material is rather more sturdy than I thought.
The Verdict It has length, versatility, and an appealing look. And it is priced nearly as low as the micro toys. I most highly recommend it.
