. . . Oh yeah, the big box. It was a tiger mascot that I ordered while plastered. Not as nice as they look on the website, so a bit disappointed on that note. On the plus side, wearing it does not make me horny and therefore I do not feel creepy about it. I'm not sure what practical application I can find for it, though. I know a guy who's somewhat creeped out by mascots, so plenty of pranks could be had there. Zipper is a pain in arse to reach. I had to contort like Mel Gibson's character when he popped his shoulder in the strait jacket in Lethal Weapon movies, lol.
Bkslopper, what you need is a long zipper pull, like us females used to use when we all wore dresses with long zippers. Unless we had a spouse, sister, or mom handy, we had to be contortionists to get dressed for work, a party, a date, church, whatever. So we bought zipper pulls, hooked them to the zipper tab, then pulled on the cord or handle until the zipper was closed. Then we unhooked the pull from the zipper, and off we went. Unfortunately, I'm not seeing the same type I used to use years ago, but the old style can be replicated by adapting contemporary materials. Just add some sturdy nylon cord using a "Larkshead Knot" to the ring on the product in the link below. Use it to pull the zipper up within reach, then remove the cord from the ring. Voila! When you want to get out of the suit, simply reverse the process.
http://www.amazon.com/Zipper-Pull-set-of-3/dp/B000SOJM7UBTW... the fur-suit is suposed to be fun and interesting for you, and give you an opportunity to be creative with live role play.
Other people are supposed to feel horny when you wear it. (GIGGLE).
It's the same as any other costume, like Medieval, Victorian, or Armor.
