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[addicted]

Purple faggy bunneh here. I turned 18 a week or two ago, and I decided no more lurking. I was hoping to get myself a little 'present' for my late birthday.

DILDOOOOOOOOOOO
lol.

anyways. I still live with my mom and am going through school. don't ask me why i am still in high school, it's a long story. no, I didn't get held back. anyways,... I was wondering if you guys know of any good hiding spots, or what a good toy for me would be?[/color]

[Talarath]

Scrolling dildo text is win.

Best hiding place would probably be in a vent or if you got an atic door in your closet, right up in there.  Your backpack would also be a good one.
Worst hiding places would be under your bed or in your drawers.

[anonymouse]

Hello, addicted.

My current hiding spot is in a locked case. Granted, the whole lock-on-a-non-descript-case thing attracts way too much attention. Still, it's fun

[knotme]

Hello and welcome to the forum, hope you find lots of toys to play with and enjoy.  May you make lots of friends along the way.  Check out the reviews and pics/vids section for comparison pics and to see what the members are saying about the toys.  As for a starter that depends on you do you wanna start small and work up, in the middle, with thor and work backwards.....lol.....just look at the reviews along with the toy specs and follow your heart

[x_panther]

hmmm... what a delima ... most common place to 'hide' things would be under the bed or in the closet. however, if your mother does your laundry or is known for snooping (like mine was) i found that my ruffstuff stood inside and old computer that use to sit on my floor while i was living in the house. if your toy is silicone (cause the gel might melt) and you have a fairly large computer case, sit away from the electronics and out of the way of airflow inside the computer case. that might be a good place for you to hide it!

side note: silicone toys can generate/hold a static charge, so keep it away from the mobo or any components

[katamukiryuu]

i spend a LOT of time on this one myself cuz my parents snoop a little too.  plus im kinda paranoid about them finding them SO.  i currently hide mine in my backpack because it is always on me, but in a box so if someone looks in my backpack its not "OMG DOG CAWK!!"  but my current favorite hiding space is taking one of those slide out plastic drawrs where you store random stuff   and bring to college and watnot.  since they are really annoying to open all the way i just filled the front half with papers or clothes and in the very back is my toys xD
the only other hiding place i use is a plastic tub filled with so much random stuff its not even funny and just put it in a stocking and put it in the middle of the box.

and one i heard of and LOVE!! is you can take a teddy bear, cut out the back and put in a TINY zipper and put the toy in the bear.  this would work super well if it was stuffed with the little beans/pellets because NOBODY wants to open beanbags xD


oh and wecome

[Talarath]

Funny, I always stick them in my drawers...

...wait, what kind of drawers are we talking about?

He lives with his parents.  Pretty much every parent knows that under the bed and in their drawers (for clothes and such) are the two most common hiding places.

[jsealing]

Hello and welcome to Zeta Toys and the forums. Our family is getting BIGGER once again!!

[Snow Fox]

Hey Welcome! *hugs*
I'm not sure if your into video games, but when I still lived with my parents, I went out and bought GTA4 that came with the "Bank deposit box" special edition. I liked that because it actually locks, and I put it right out in the open with video game cords and stuff on top of it. They never once took a second look at it.

again, Welcome! I hope you enjoy your time here