*facepalms* Why, oh why?

[Warfy]

This... is mildly embarrassing. Look, it wasn't initially my idea to come here. >_> I was tricked, I tell you.

Well, not tricked. Railroaded? Look, I've got (amended) logs.

Me: Hello, (name removed).
Him: Hi, Warfy. I bought you a christmas present.
Me: ...Really? It's, like, June.
Him: well, it might take a while for it to get made.
Me: Made? What is it, a new shirt? Or a food thing?
Him: lol, you could try eating it. Send me a pic if you do.
Me: ?
Him: I'll tell you later.
Him: By the way, I made the account in your name. In case you try one and want more.

In retrospect, those last couple comments probably could've been clues. So, anyway, not terribly long ago he pointed me here. Naturally, I freaked out (just a bit).

Him: Here, click this link.
Me: *clicks* ...OMG YOU BOUGHT ME THAT?!?
Him: Calm down, Warfy. It's just a toy, right?
Me: AHHHH, do you expect that thing to FIT?
Him: Oh, look, it's cute. His name is 'Boxie'.
*long pause*
Me: Okay, it's kinda cute. But...
Him: You will enjoy it! >:O
Him: Oh, and don't tell your boyfriend I got it for you.
Me: *angry glare*

I figured since I have the account, I might as well make use of it. In any case, a warm hello to everyone. I will open myself up to questions, but I can get a little basic info out of the way.

Age: 25
General location: Texas, south of Houston
Temperament: Quite shy, especially around strangers.
Species: Long-furred housecat

Err... forgot what else I was gonna put there. Ah, well. If I remember anything else, I'll add it. Or a picture... should I do a picture? I don't even know. *sits quietly and ponders*

[Quail]

Lol welcome. I just got my Boxie. Haven't used it yet, though.

And you think that's big, try an Oskar. XD I still haven't managed to work up to it, Lucas it doing well enough but Oskar.... he's being a pain.

[katamukiryuu]

hi there and welcome  ^.^  i'm sure you'll have lots of fun with boxie

[knotme]

hello and welcome to the forum, may you find even more than just boxie to play with and enjoy.  As well as make lots of friends while here.

[jsealing]

Hello there and welcome!

[hisredwolf]

Hello and welcome to the forums!

[Warfy]

Ah, I'm sure I can make some friends. Once I get over the shy thing, I'm told that I'm fairly vivacious and intelligent.

Thanks a lot for the welcomes, too. It does make me feel all warm and fuzzy. *hugs everyone* 

And... as for the size thing... well, I went and looked at some of the other stuff on Zeta. I didn't freak out, at least, but my jaw dropped a couple times. My poor little virgin rump will avoid such dangerous activities for now, thanks.

[katamukiryuu]

haha, i know what you mean ^.^  some of the toys on the site just amaze me 0____o  one of my friends refuses to admit they are actually usable xD    i think i'm gonna have to stick with the small ones myself 

[Alithyra]

Oh man, I could only assume how much I would freak out if someone bought me one of these before I came to terms with what I am and being slightly bi. The boxie, he's not really -that- big. I can take the Natural Akita and a good portion of the Oskar. Either way, they are fun, I love all of mine, and have another new one on order. Welcome to the forum and I hope that you enjoy your toy once you get him. If you'd like to ask any questions about anything around here, you can either send me a PM on here or add me to a messenger. I'll do my best to help ya out and make you feel welcome.

Ali.

[Warfy]

Hehe, yeah. I appreciate the offer, Ali, as well as the endorsement. I think size is a more relative concept than that, though; you may say it's not that big, but that's not what I see when I'm looking at the pictures. Guess I'll have to wait and see it in person...

*sits by mailbox*

[Alithyra]

Yeah, I suppose that size is relative. The knot on him is maybe a little smaller than myself so I don't think he's that big. Hope you get him soon though!