Problem is, getting it shipped here is nearly impossible. So, I was wondering if anyone around north jersey/south new york could have it shipped to them?
Do you have:
1. a facebook/other online pal who could forward it, even if you said it was like some sculpture, medical thing for your (insert needy relative here), or even research for your expose of evil weirdoes who sell nasty toys?

2. a way of getting it shipped to a post-office box, or other purchased accomodation.post-forawrding address, that would get it to you?
Just asking, hope its helpful but you are an adult so sorry if youve explored these ideas already.