Okay background - I'm in a polyamorous marriage, I'm a bit domina but not as a lifestyle, and my husband (love of my life, light of my existance) doesn't like to do anal with me because he sees it as disrespectful, and I dont love it either - I love him, we're ALL happy!
But sometimes I NEED a lil' backdoor action !!
Tonight, I was alone, kids visiting my mum, he works away a lot,and feeling that ITCH - so, first (because for me nipples & anal go together) I made with some pretty harsh stuff, bulldog clips, bits of cord to y'know, slapping, stung quite a lot, and because I am a VERY big lady, bit of self-biting!
They were red and sore by the time I finished!
I then got this orange juice squeezer I bought ONLY for sex, it has this 4 inch end with 8 soft gills and it reams out soft fruit, or in this case, my booty.
It hurt a bit the first time, it was also COLD (I have a bit of a kink for that though) and I was feeding it in slowly, and then when it was in to the handle (larger than the end, I know anal can suck things in and end you up in the ER!) it felt like some weird cold grip in my body....
I worked it slowly from side to side, the flattened ridges opening me up, and then sat up to do this thing of self-discipline I do - which is to sit with a toy for 3 minutes!
And not move, not touch, do nothing - its.... ace!
I had clamps biting into my nips, and this cold steel ridged and weird in my butt, it was amazing!
After Id done my shift sitting there, I worked the inserted juice-squeezer slowly out, and then I was about to try the main deal.
I have taken the akita vaginally, and knotted a few times, but usually it scares me a bit - I have had children (!) and still it's VERY huge!!
I fitted a condom because I don't know how to totally cleanse a gel, and then I lay on my left side.
I slowly inserted 2 fingers into my butt, and worked them a bit - that felt weird and un-sexy, but I knew what I wanted.
I sat up and did a bit more nipple work (clips, wires, naughty ouch!) and lay down again - sure enough, I was a bit looser, dont know how that works but it does.
2 fingers to hold me a bit open, then I slid the front - the tiny pointy tip then the small head - of the akita in.
It felt STRANGE!!
I knew by then that I'd opened up enough to take the bulbous shaft, and that I wanted to take the knot, but my "arse" (as we call it in England) was cringing, it didn't want to know about this stuff!
Maybe I lay for 3 mintues with just the prick of the akita in me, less than an inch, the rest of my body tense and wary.
Then I just decided, "go for it" - I pushed the whole of that slowly fattening shaft in, lubed up, and it felt like hell & heaven combined - I have NEVER been opened up as much anally, I think I actually groaned out load! (Live with friends - not so great!)
I lay there with the shaft in me, with the rest in my right hand, including the knot.
There is ONLY one way for an ambitious lady to go from there!

I slowly - I wont say there wasn't pain - slid it in up to the knot, then introducing the knot (felt like a whole new vision of freaky ouch), pushed and grunted and sat onto the knot (!) - there was a moment when I was stretched so wide, I felt like I was going to fall apart - then, PAST the knot - would be peaceful except I had this HUGE golden Gel akita in my arse.
For a few minutes I just lay there, stunned at this huge intruder, this golden alien in my root of body!
Part of me wanted to scream and crap it out, my vagina was going "WTF?" and all of me was loving it!
But then I challenged myself: I sat up, slowly and carefully, wiped my perineum, and worked a (mass produced) 7-inch chrome-effect bullet-shape vibe into my pussy.
But it did nothing - the sensations in my butt were bigger and harsher. So I made a bit more with my nipples, with some clips, some wire, some stuff, and then hit the motherload - I tapped this silly little vibe I don't usually like against my clit - and, WOW!

Huge akita in my backdoor, silly silver rocket in my vaj, clips on my nips - and this on my doorbell....

It was NICE!
I came once, maybe twice except in that state I don't/can't count!!
Afterwards, I took the plastic vibe out my vag with no fear - when I took the akita out I was scared, man, this is a BIG toy and Id knotted it - it (lets just say) wasn't pretty, but after a few minutes I fingered my arse and it was tight and sound as ever!
I did then lie, looking at the akita, and get off again!

So - that's my story - hope it's not too naughty, if it is sorry!