As of the 28th of last month I became the pleased owner of these three items. I ordered the Ruff Jr.-Natural Coloring, Medium Firmness; and the Micro Rider- Black, Medium Firmness on June 25th. Thanks to the efforts of the Zeta Crew I received them within a reasonable time considering all the backup and Brownbear & Tigger calmed any rising buyer's anxiety by quickly responding to my query on their status. Thanks again btw.
The day the package arrived...
I can't remember exactly what I was doing, but more than likely it involved fanfiction and eBay. My dad picked up the package from the postman. The moment I got it, I ran to my room to tear into it. I was surprised to three toys instead of two. As much as I wanted to play with all my new toys I had to wait... T.T
I had my time to play later that day, and overall I had a more than ENJOYABLE experience
.The Silicone felt good, it was both comfortable and flexible. (Realistically squishy lifelike firmness, too.) In comparison to what I believed due to the size of the toy and my first and only experience with a male (he was just a tad shorter but thicker than the Micro Rider) none of these toys disappointed.
The Experience...
(Let the smut begin)
My parents left for the evening and I felt it was as good a time as any to break in my new toys. However, before I got down to the nitty-gritty, I decided to start off with a glass of red wine w/ Spanish fly to wash down my lunch.
After cleaning off my toys in the sink, I sneaked away to my room for some downtime fun while my parents were gone. I stuck the Micro Rider and Ruff Jr. to the wall and tossed the Small Torpedo on the bed. The Ruff Jr. was kind of cute to look at, so I gave it a good lick in appreciation. The moment I did that, feeling the texture upon my tongue, I was hooked and I went wild. I took him in my mouth passed the the knot, swirling my tongue around the shaft. I stripped down to my booty short panties, not once ceasing my ministrations upon the little doggy cock. Ruff Jr. felt too good to let go.
I reached my hand into my panties, while the other massaged my breasts. My fingers were soaked before they could reach my swollen clit. I released the puppy from my moist cavern to shimmy out of my panties, leaving my body vulnerable to the cool breeze's caress. Bracing my back to the wall, the cock bobbing next to my cheek, I began rubbing that special button at the apex of my thighs. I alternated between fast and slow, firm and soft. Each time I grew close to orgasm, I stopped only to start again. About five times through this cycle, I was a panting horny mess. To assuage some of the frustration from my own abuse I nibbled at the base of the small canine toy to the right of me, noticing the neglected equine out of the corner of my eye. I removed him from his spot from the far side of the canine and placed the small equine to an easily accessible spot to my lower left.
I didn't stop the pleasurable torment to my clit once, at this point I was dripping juice half-way down my thighs. I squeezed and pulled at the Micro Rider, while suckling on the Ruff Jr. like a pacifier, whimpering in need of release. I giggled to myself at the equine's resemblance in size to my one-time paramour only to cut off in a gasp as my body stiffened and jerked in an intense orgasm. My hand pulled hard at the equine and it never left the wall, and drool dribbled passed the knot in my mouth down my chin.
As shivers racked my body, I fell to my bottom on the floor, one finger still circling my clit. I gave a frustrated groan when I attempted to thrust a finger inside. Despite my arousal and being wet enough to soak a hand towel, I was too tight to take another. (Maybe a three month hiatus from internal stimulation wasn't the best idea I ever had.)
I removed my new friends from the wall and took a spot on the center of my twin-size bed. The small Torpedo still lay where I tossed it, and I placed the others to the side along with it. My lust wasn't going to be satiated until I'd experienced all three. The moment I laid down, my hands shot straight to my muff. One pinching and flicking at my clit, the other playing with that sensitive piece of skin below my vagina. I didn't stop this time around. My orgasm came quick and hard, racking every nerve in my body. I immediately stuffed my box with a finger before it could die down. The thrusts: two fast-one slow-three hard-one soft-two fingers-one finger-three fingers-one...over and over, while maneuvering to different positions: back-stomach-side-one leg up...finally on my knees face-down, ass up.
Before I could cum I sat up on my knees and shoved the Torpedo as far as it could go without losing it. It felt great for the extra stretch a few inches deeper, but it's slick surface lacked the stimulation I needed to get off. I pushed and pulled at it while pinching my outer labia and clit, my pleasure intensifying. Breathless moans and pants for more, the rush of blood beneath my skin the only things I could hear.
Feral in my want I tossed the torpedo once again to the far side of the room taking both the small equine and canine in hand. As much as I wanted to just take "Lil' Rover" to the hilt, I was more tempted to suck him off again. I rubbed the tip of the Rider against my wet slit as I licked at the shaft of Jr. and stuck him to the wall. The head gave a pleasurable tickle, but I wanted something a bit more rough. I placed the head at my entrance and pushed in slowly. My internal muscles didn't give way easy, but the delightful "pop" sensation was worth the small discomfort and was enough to have me gasping out loud. (That tossed my theory of comparison out the window...sorry, what paramour? ^.~) I resumed licking and sucking Ruff Jr., the shaft of the equine thrusting faster in me. The feel of the flared head massaging my insides was more than I could take, and I came with a wave of moisture and multiple spasms.
My thigh cramped and I fell on my butt, the rest of the shaft going through my still contracting entrance. I gave a yelp and shuddered from another sudden orgasm. The flared head and the medial ring were inside me and it was so exquisite how much pleasure I received just wiggling my hips a bit. I laid back pulling the small cock out all the way and shoving it back in with enough force to send it all the way back in. I t was a double assault of sensation each time I repeated it fast...slow. Circling my clit a couple of times was all it took on the last down-stroke to send me over the edge again with a choked scream.
As I came down from my high, I remembered my little puppy hadn't received full attention. I pulled him from the wall and got down on my knees. reaching under me, I pushed him in. Despite being over-sensitized and slightly stretched from my last couple of orgasms. I felt almost every bit of that small puppy cock. I squeezed my pussy around the shaft every pass, and the knot was always a delicious surprise. This was slow lovemaking not a rough fuck. Within thirty minutes I was shivering in my last orgasm and collapsing in exhaustion.
The scare...
I woke up about an hour later, sticky cum on my thighs the tingling presence of the Ruff Jr. inside me, and barely any feeling in my limbs except for the stinging pull of a strained muscle in my thigh. I must've heard something, and as clarity shattered the fog in my mind I realized it was the sound of keys in the front door and my DOOR was OPEN!!!
I quickly jumped up-the dildo plopping out of me to the floor- and ran inside (more like quickly limped my way to) the bathroom, shutting my bedroom door in the process. (I'm lucky it's just outside and to the left of my room.) I jumped in the shower, but remembered that I didn't have a towel. It was too late to just jump out in my birthday suit, so I washed up and grabbed the nearest towel in the cabinet. Luckily dad wasn't on the first floor, so he didn't see as I limped my way back to my room to get dressed and go to bed. He did ask about it the next day when I was going to the kitchen though. Heh.
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My Assessment...Order#11702
Ryoko663@aol.comThe Micro Rider could be longer and the Ruff Jr. a little thicker before the knot. The torpedo is a nice stretch tool for beginners, but I had to stretch myself a bit just to fit it. I guess it all depends on how tight one is. I want to try anal play with the torpedo, but anything bigger than my pinky finger turns out to be a rather painful experience. Any suggestions on cleansing methods, stretching, etc. I 'm open for.
I rate 10/10 for tight beginners. A perfect bundle for the inexperienced.
Ordering experience 7.5/10- The old website was okay, but having to jump to different domains to make a payment through checkout was a bit confusing.
Process 8/10- Even though BrownBear said he was backed up on orders, a status check option through email or something would calm any rising anxiety especially for order on toys that take a bit longer to process.
Shipping 10/10- Reasonable time, considering the back-ups. BB said they were delivered, and less than five days later they appeared.
Packaging 10/10- Couldn't have been happier. Very discreet, and everything inside was packed tight.
Extra Gifts deserve kisses and hugs. ^.^ 10/10
Overall Five Stars
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I don't really know how to do a review. I feel a lot more comfortable using this method-tell all and make it sound as hot as watching porno, but if it offends don't be afraid to say so. This to me is the next best thing to taking pics or making a video. Tell me what you think. I don't bite...much. *^.^*
Til' I hear from you or I make my next review, I'll be enjoying a few more rounds with my new pals. Hehehe...
