Badges/achievements/awards have always been my favorite project to do when I freelance work for websites and such, especially if the forum/community as a THEME and even moreso if it's a business because as I've seen people like, no love, to collect badges and it's a fun experience so they'll be more willing to do more with the forums and get involved with the community.
So, before I begin I'm just going to go over a quick summary. I've divvied them up into groups and each group has its own color. Toy-specific awards, like the ones we already have, are blue - I left that alone. General badges that are toy-related but not specific are purple. Any kinds of cool customizations to make to your orders are yellow badges. Badges relating to purchases that are not toys (lube, etc) are orange. Badges relating to your account, mostly things like post count, are red. I wanted to incorporate Credits into them but Talarath said that system is gone so this category is mostly posts and forum rank related. Things pertaining to events taking place on the forums are green, these include introducing yourself, submitting product reviews, etc. Finally, various "unsorted" and etcetera badges are gray.
Nicely done ones:
ACCOUNT RELATED BADGES: RED"Newbie Zoobie"
Create your account on Zeta Paws.
Icon: ZP logo.
"Out of the Closet"
Make your first post on the forums.
Icon: ZP logo with 1.
"One in the Family"
Make 100 posts on the forums.
Icon: ZP logo with 100.
"Zoophile Extraordinaire!"
Make 1000 posts on the forums.
Icon: ZP logo with 1K.
"Zeta Paws Lifetime Achievement Award"
Make 5000 posts on the forums.
Icon: ZP logo with 5K.
"K 9 5 O"
Become a forum Moderator.
Icon: ZP logo with M.
"Employees Only"
Become a forum Administrator.
Icon: ZP logo with A.
FORUM RELATED BADGES: GREEN"Hello My Name Is..."
Make an introductory post on the forums.
Icon: Name tag.
"In's & Out's"
Assist a user on the forums with questions he/she may have.
Icon: 2 arrows pointing opposite.
"Deus Ex Machina"
Suggest a toy design that is put into production.
Icon: Gear.
"Freelance Aspirations"
Suggest 3 toys. They do not have to be put into production.
Icon: Thought clouds.
"Everyone's a Critic!"
Submit a product review of your Zeta Paws purchase.
Icon: Speech bubble.
"The Critics Are Raving About..."
Submit 5 product reviews of your Zeta Paws purchases.
Icon: Speech bubble with 5 in it.
"Roger Ebert Can't Touch This"
Submit 10 product reviews of your Zeta Paws purchases.
Icon: Speech bubble with 10 in it.
TOY-SPECIFIC BADGES: BLUE(These are under control, they seem to follow the naming scheme of the toy and the icons are GREAT!)
GENERAL TOY BADGES: PURPLE"Deflowered"
Make your first toy purchase.
Icon: Flower.
"Collective Soul Award"
Purchase a Gel toy.
Icon: Spiral.
"The NEW ZetaCreations"
Purchase a Silicone toy.
Icon: ZC logo.
"Make Like a Snake"
Purchase 2 toys at the same time.
Icon: Snake head.
"Hat Trick"
Purchase a total of 3 toys across all transactions.
Icon: Tophat.
"Yes, I Play With Toys"
Purchase a total of 5 toys across all transactions.
Icon: A truck.
"You Must Be BrownBear"
Purchase a total of 10 toys across all transactions.
Icon: Teddy bear.
"Riding Shotgun on the Bandwagon"
Purchase something from the "Best Sellers" category. (I like the idea of a Best Selling list)
Icon: Frontier wagon.
"Eyes Bigger Than Your Tailhole?"
Purchase a toy you aren't quite ready to use yet.
Icon: A dot.
"Gift That Keeps On Giving"
Purchase a Zeta Paws product for someone special.
Icon: A present.
OTHER PRODUCTS BADGES: ORANGE"Is It Hot In Here Or Just Me?"
Purchase a bottle of KY Warming (any size).
Icon: Thermometer.
"Artificially Flavored"
Purchase a bottle of AS Strawberry (any size).
Icon: Strawberry.
"Heineken Six Pack"
Purchase a total of 5 bottles of lube (any kind) across all transactions.
Icon: Gas pump.
"Fuel Crisis"
Purchase a total of 1 gallon (128 fl. oz.) of lube across all transactions.
Icon: Waves.
CUSTOMIZATIONS BADGES: YELLOW"Pimp My Ride"
Customize any toy purchase.
Icon: Spinner/Rims
"No Frills"
Purchase a toy in Flesh or Natural.
Icon: FN
"Big Red One"
Purchase a toy in Red.
Icon: Re
"Da Ba Dee Da Ba Dye"
Purchase a toy in Blue.
Icon: Bl
"Environmentally Conscious"
Purchase a toy in Green.
Icon: Gr
"Shadowy Figure Approaches!"
Purchase a toy in Black.
Icon: Bk
"Pretty In Pink"
Purchase a toy in Pink.
Icon: Pi
"Ice Ice Baby"
Purchase a toy in Frost.
Icon: Fr
"That's Not Milk"
Purchase a toy in Chocolate.
Icon: Ch
"Just a Big Softie"
Choose the soft option for any toy.
Icon: Feather.
"The Firm"
Choose the hard option for any toy.
Icon: 10 ton weight.
"Budding Ovi Fetishist"
Purchase a vibrating egg with your toy.
Icon: Egg.
ETC BADGES: GRAY"Extra! Extra!"
Subscribe to the Zeta Paws newsletter.
Icon: Newspaper.
"Kicked Out of Denny's"
Use/purchase a Thor for a novelty purpose.
Icon: Denny's logo.
"Old School"
Own a Zeta Paws toy in a color/option no longer offered.
Icon: Atari logo.
"What Time Is It?"
Own a ZetaCreations clock.
Icon: Clock.
"Lapel THIS"
Own a ZetaCreations Zeta pin.
Icon: Zeta letter.
"Zeta Paws Stimulation Package"
Collect one $5 discount card.
Icon: Coupon.
"Coupon Clipper"
Collect three $5 discount cards (doesn't have to be all at once).
Icon: Coupon with 3.
"Bargain Hunter"
Collect five $5 discount cards (doesn't have to be all at once).
Icon: Coupon with 5.
"Big Spender"
Spend over $200 in one transaction.
Icon: Dollar sign.
