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« on: August 06, 2009, 10:13:59 AM » |
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Let thunder roll as the mother of all zeta toys makes its way out, Thor.
Ok so this will probably be the first of very few reviews I ever expect to see for Thor (if any more ever show up.)
So when I first got it as usual the purchasing and shipping were great. While there was a delay on getting the toy it was kind of expected since I did buy it during the New Year sale. I got it in the softest firmness possible thinking it would make it a lot easier to use. When I first got it at my house I quickly got the box open and unpack the huge toy. I was surprised when I saw a trumpet toy included with my order along with the standard condom.
it took me a bit of preparing and relaxing just so I could take the head of the toy about a week after I got it (main reason why I never use it much.) while I don’t really enjoy the sudden pop of the head slipping into me (since the head is quite noticeably bigger than the shaft) the rubbing it does on the prostate just milks you dry before you can get far, the flare does take a little getting used to when it rubs against your prostate but does feel nice if your prepared. I have never been able to get it very deep mainly because of the head and the drop behind its flare (though I don’t really try much.) condoms do fit over the toy, I have gotten them down to the medial ring and had them hold steady.
over all I do enjoy the occasional use (most of the time I just have it to show off.) still takes time to prep for using it and as I have said there is no permanent damage from its use (no forced diapers or someone tossing a hot dog down a hall way trying to hump me.) and sometimes even just lubing it up and resting the head under your sac can make pawing just that much more fun.
Additionally, it also has other uses it can make a great plunger for your bath tub, it sticks to almost any wall (I have almost torn off a piece of drywall showing how well it sucks one night), beating off intruders. It can also make a great night light while it’s still new (yes I got it in a glow in the dark color for this reason ^^) but as it ages the glowing ability does fade away. If I had the money and time before zeta dropped the gel line I would send it back to get it remade so I could have it for a bit longer. My only hope would be that he can make it in silicone or make something similar. Once it is fully unusable I think I will turn it into a lamp ^^.
While I know not many would buy Thor for use I hope that this will help others who are interested in trying it out to do so as it is a nice toy with many pleasing abilities.
~Icey_Kitsune
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 10:30:41 AM » |
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Actually no, nes not the largest toy I ever made. I made one that made him look tiny  It was like a slider, but it was 7.5" across the base, 23" tall, with a 2"x1.5" ball at the tip, before going smaller, then 2.5" near the tip, and going thicker toward the base, like a super Slider and it weight twice that of the Thor, well over 20 pounds  I just made one, as it was sooo large I might make anoher when things ease up, just to offer it to someone here for bragging rights hehe |
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 11:34:34 AM » |
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well he is the biggest one that you have readily avalible for sale ^^
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Timber *drools*
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 05:56:25 PM » |
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I know I go more for the realism of the timber and the fox ones. I'll stick with those, but definitely look forward to what you have coming. I've been itching to get a Helmutt.
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 06:16:01 PM » |
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Haha, nice review - I'm impressed you can use it!
I'd like to see it made into a lamp, it would be one hell of a conversation starter that's for sure.
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 10:08:36 PM » |
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oh yes, you could ask someone, "hey could you turn on the light over there....which one, the one that looks like a giant horse cock.".......lol.
But seriously with all the trainers available and the proper time I would bet anyone could use thor to its fullest abilities. hmmmm sounds like a that would make a great dare....muauauahahahahaha.
The only thing is I was reading an article on animal penis sizes and horses avereage out at 18" so Thor is one of those rare horses being 24" in length. Before reading this, I have considered at times ordering thor. And not for a converstaional piece. But to see if I could go all the way down on him. I do hope BB plans on bringing this one back in silicone. If he does I will be one to order it.
Also that super slider sounds nice too. What would the cost be on something like that?
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I own a lot of zetas, with 1 more on the way.
If at first you dont suceed, sky diving is not for you.
Proud whore of over 46 toys in my collection and growing every month.
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 01:31:04 AM » |
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Actually, I think that I'd have to consider a re-released Thor in silicone, too. I've been putting a lot of thought into my goals and desires regarding sex play, and I thought that I believe that I would really like to, some day, actually be among the few that can use and enjoy something of that immense size. And I really am straight, honest!
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Ya tell me put a little money away
Every dog'll have his day in time
Well I been slavin' like a dog and I got nothin' to show ya
But a collar and a fist fulla nickels and dimes
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 01:33:38 AM » |
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Me too, I am straight but quite frankly its just so darn hot...hehehe.
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I own a lot of zetas, with 1 more on the way.
If at first you dont suceed, sky diving is not for you.
Proud whore of over 46 toys in my collection and growing every month.
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 01:46:53 AM » |
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Dammit, it is, isn't it  |
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Ya tell me put a little money away
Every dog'll have his day in time
Well I been slavin' like a dog and I got nothin' to show ya
But a collar and a fist fulla nickels and dimes
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 01:48:22 AM » |
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Yes it is. Probably even hotter when you got a partner back behind you whispering in your ear to take more for them (blush) hot in here or just me......lol
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I own a lot of zetas, with 1 more on the way.
If at first you dont suceed, sky diving is not for you.
Proud whore of over 46 toys in my collection and growing every month.
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 02:01:26 AM » |
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Aw, I wouldn't know. For one, I'm a bit too shy to do it with my wife, and she doesn't seem all that interested. She SAYS she wants to, but has yet to actually suggest some play. So it's all by my lonesome for now.
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Ya tell me put a little money away
Every dog'll have his day in time
Well I been slavin' like a dog and I got nothin' to show ya
But a collar and a fist fulla nickels and dimes
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 02:04:49 AM » |
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well on the plus side you atleast have a wife who says she wants to, I dont even a girlfriend. So you are already ahead of me.
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I own a lot of zetas, with 1 more on the way.
If at first you dont suceed, sky diving is not for you.
Proud whore of over 46 toys in my collection and growing every month.
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2009, 10:46:25 AM » |
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Aw, I wouldn't know. For one, I'm a bit too shy to do it with my wife, and she doesn't seem all that interested. She SAYS she wants to, but has yet to actually suggest some play. So it's all by my lonesome for now.
you guys are ate up you know that ^,~ but thats a good thing hehe. Great review icey glad to see that we have atleast one person on the forum that can take thor to some extent. i myself would love to have one just to spook people with, and as ive stated in the past on the forum to beat people with if needed ^,~ |
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Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
Current Projects/Ideas:
Tail plug designing
Strap On harness for zeta toys
Plug/dildo harness for keeping toys inside
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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2009, 11:11:03 AM » |
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"Ate up"? I'm afraid I don't understand... I'm a little retarded about things sometimes.
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Ya tell me put a little money away
Every dog'll have his day in time
Well I been slavin' like a dog and I got nothin' to show ya
But a collar and a fist fulla nickels and dimes
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« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2009, 08:18:41 PM » |
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oh bite us, but not too hard. So we have a wild imagination when it comes to these things......sheesh. |
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I own a lot of zetas, with 1 more on the way.
If at first you dont suceed, sky diving is not for you.
Proud whore of over 46 toys in my collection and growing every month.
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