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    « on: September 04, 2009, 04:38:23 PM »

    you travel in time in order to have sex with your future self?
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    « Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 06:11:57 PM »

    Probably necrophilic masturbation? Grin
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    « Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 06:35:54 PM »

    Er, do you mean narcissistic? I'd say gay sex, still.
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    « Reply #3 on: September 05, 2009, 02:20:07 AM »

    you travel in time in order to have sex with your future self?

    Nah it's just an Austin Powers movie at this point
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    « Reply #4 on: September 05, 2009, 10:07:10 AM »

    ....Masturbation. *nodnod*
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    « Reply #5 on: September 05, 2009, 01:56:29 PM »

    why go that far? most guys could have sex with themselves now,  or soon with patience and practice. anal with oneself, not just a thing of myths...
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    « Reply #6 on: September 06, 2009, 01:44:36 AM »

    Oh, give me a clone
    of my own flesh and bone...

    why go that far? most guys could have sex with themselves now,  or soon with patience and practice. anal with oneself, not just a thing of myths...

    ummm... Not sure I can follow your logic here.

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    « Reply #7 on: September 06, 2009, 04:34:50 AM »

    Bendy, flexibile or well endowed males can self-suck.
    Those that have a long member (that stays soft) can bend it and fuck themselves >_>
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    « Reply #8 on: September 06, 2009, 10:09:50 AM »

    Going back or forward in time = yourself at different ages, thus equals masturbation
    Cloning yourself = different people that look and think the same, thus..... just a lil bit gay lol

    Not that I have thought about this or anything >.>

    (btw.... it is possible to do what Talarath said >.>) *cough* I mean what??! I don't do that <.< >.> .....
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    « Reply #9 on: September 06, 2009, 11:33:40 AM »

    Bendy, flexibile or well endowed males can self-suck.
    Those that have a long member (that stays soft) can bend it and fuck themselves >_>

    u know its not as satisfying to fuck yourself...especially if u ca only get the head in...thats why i bought toys from here Cheesy

    and i am not bendy T_T
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    « Reply #10 on: September 06, 2009, 12:35:51 PM »

    Bendy, flexibile or well endowed males can self-suck.
    Those that have a long member (that stays soft) can bend it and fuck themselves >_>

    Yeah... I can't do that. Honestly, I'm pretty flexible, but I'm too fat. I'm an inch or two off, though I've been trying to better that a bit... >.> I've also a pretty decent amount of dick, but it kinda curves up... and isn't the least bit flexible when aroused. So it can't get anywhere near my ass. I wouldn't have even thought to try, or that it's actually possible...
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    « Reply #11 on: September 06, 2009, 12:56:32 PM »

    Yeah... I can't do that. Honestly, I'm pretty flexible, but I'm too fat. I'm an inch or two off, though I've been trying to better that a bit... >.> I've also a pretty decent amount of dick, but it kinda curves up... and isn't the least bit flexible when aroused. So it can't get anywhere near my ass. I wouldn't have even thought to try, or that it's actually possible...

    same here when it comes to sucking myself.  I can touch the tip to my mouth on a good day.  also it curves up...but if u can actually somewhat turn it i can get it to touch my tailhole.  Can't get it in hard tho...its not very flexible...
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    « Reply #12 on: September 06, 2009, 06:40:26 PM »

    Bendy, flexibile or well endowed males can self-suck.
    Those that have a long member (that stays soft) can bend it and fuck themselves >_>

    what he said.
    to the rest, that's what I meant by practice and patience. agreed it's not as enjoyable as having a partner but it's something unusual to pass time when you're bored and pawing around just doenst seem appealing. as for just the head, getting half in hasn't been a problem though proportion is on my side, I'm 2m tall
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    « Reply #13 on: September 07, 2009, 11:51:59 AM »

    "Getting half in"? Half of everything you've got? And what does height have to do with that?

    I'm now very curious to this... I'd consider giving it a try, but I dunno... I'm not always so clean down there. Embarrassed
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    « Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 04:30:57 PM »

    what he said.
    to the rest, that's what I meant by practice and patience. agreed it's not as enjoyable as having a partner but it's something unusual to pass time when you're bored and pawing around just doenst seem appealing. as for just the head, getting half in hasn't been a problem though proportion is on my side, I'm 2m tall

    Those well endowed enough are not "most" of us. Not logical.

    If one can get his limp member up his own butt, it's highly unlikely he can get off this way, so it's hardly having sex with oneself. Illogical.

    If you are 2 meters tall and proportional to average, it still wouldn't be long enough. That statement was also not logical.
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