Euro Ruff Stuff: a pup's review

[ForgePaws]

So... since the Mircro-rider, I've updated my collection with another two toys, a creepy vibratey thing that i found in my trunk(its like a probe...or a tube... or something.. i don't know. it feels good.)... and then what I'm assuming is the Euro Ruff Stuff Jr. The measurements are about 6.5" from tip to base and by tip, i mean actual tip, not the shallow depression on the anterior portion of the penis. Across the true tip of the penis, it is 1/4" and the diameter of the depression is just a teensy bit over 1 inch wide. the knot's diameter is approximately 2 and 1/4 inches at the widest point, and slightly more than 1 1/2 at the thinnest point...the circumference of the knot is 6 3/4 inches. the base itself is 3 inches in diameter. I find these measurements to be disturbing, as they don't actually match any of the toys under the canine section. The toy it most resembles is the Euro Jr... so that's what I'm assuming it is.

Again, its one that my girlfriend gave to me, that she got from here... and well... I'm not to sure about it, but I believe that this is supposed to be medium, or maybe hard... I know that she had ordered the gel in medium, but the gel had just been discontinued, so she got the silicone instead, and well... in the months (yes, months) that it took to get the toy, I do believe that she asked for it in hard.

This toy, while beautifully styled and adorably bouncy, is a little different from advertised, namely the size differences, but also the stiffness problem that I experienced with the Micro-Rider. If I actually try to insert the dildo, even lining up the cute little pointy tip with my pucker and then easing it forward, the dick is more likely to slip up and probe my taint or just hotdog and not go anywhere... and when I actually manage to get the dick in my ass... there is no way to get the knot in... i've tried pushing, prodding, slamming, sitting, even sitting AND slamming at the same time (and I'm a big guy... like... 350lbs big... yeah...) and the knot still wasn't even close to going in my ass... like... it didn't hurt... it just... didn't go it. it just kinda acted like a cushion and rotated out of the way rather than into my butt.

So... unless I manage to get... "stiffer" competition... i dunno...

not to sound like a dick, but I haven't managed to derive as much satisfaction from this toy as I have from the Micro Rider.

[zqfmgb]

The toy might be the redesigned Euro Kit Fox. I think Bear said that was what replaced the gel orders, and it's not for sale yet so you wouldn't see it on the site.

I can relate to the insertion problems happening at the knot. I had the same problems with the Akita's knot, it wanted to turn and the suction cup made things even tougher because it offered an empty space that it could easily compress into. Patience and a dozen attempts finally found success. Now I don't have much trouble at all any more, it doesn't even try to turn on me much.