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« on: November 27, 2009, 01:19:49 AM » |
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Hey guys!
So, this is the first of two toys I purchased from Zeta Pawz. I like using my own methods of reviewing, so I will dodge convention! I will note now that I never tried the gel toys, so I can't draw material comparisons. I've owned this toy since last Christmas, so almost a year now.
Opening the Box: I start here because this is where you will start, opening up the box. Inside, I found not only Oskar, but a Christmas stocking with a small toy and some condoms as an added bonus. Yes, I still have the stocking. They also contained a paper detailing care for both gel and silicone toys, which is helpful even if you haven't ordered from zeta before. You never know what else is in a someone's sex toy drawer if they are ordering from here! Overall, very nice presentation.
Oskar is the appearance of a horse heading towards full length. You can check the site for its exact dimensions. right out of the box, it is exciting. You waited four weeks, after all!
Shape/texture/molding/Elasticity: The shape is VERY realistic. I really need accuracy and this was spot on. The head, the flare, the stray, the median ring, all of these things are present in the proper proportions. I am very impressed here. In terms of molding, I can find a few small flaws that just aren't making too much of a fuss about. There are a couple of places on the shaft where I found something akin to stretch marks (one on the median ring, two smaller ones towards the base). They do not affect the experience of the toy, nor the aesthetic appeal for me. Despite one of their sizes, I didn't really notice them until after I more closely was inspecting the texture. For such detailed molding, I would almost expect a little something here or there. In terms of elasticity, I purchased the medium hardness option and this is probably the best choice almost universally, despite the lack of realism it would provide. Allow me to go into some detail. At this level of erection for a horse penis, it is actually pretty stretchy. Just like a human penis, a horse penis can be stretched to its full length when it is soft. Oskar cannot, despite the fact that it appears to be realistically 1/4 mast. But, if it was, it wouldn't be particularly usable for penetration, of course. That level of realism is not probable in silicone anyway. That all being said, the medium hardness is what 95 percent of people should get and i wouldn't recommend going any softer at all. Because the flare is about 2 1/2 inches wide, it is hard to get in. I have 2 inch thick dildos and can take them without problem, but the flare is rough for me anyway, even with stretching. This hardness setting is perfect. It has just enough give to let you get past the flare. I don't know anything for vagina usage. That might be the only time you might want to consider the stronger hardness, but I wouldn't know!
Coloring: I went for the natural coloring. If you are going to spend the money to purchase Oskar, then you should just toss the extra couple of bucks for the sake of realism--- if you just want a random big toy, you can find cheaper after all! The natural coloring is a two-tone look. It is mostly black-ish with a very wide strip of more human flesh coloring across the shaft, right above the median ring. Yes, this could certainly be a real horse penis's coloring. However, I will say that most two-tone horse penises I've seen have more of a patchwork going on. Also, there were slightly more significant flaws with the coloring. Very noticeable in my opinion is a dripping of the dark dye into the flesh coloring ring on the bottom of it. I wouldn't expect this in all of them, but it isn't enough to do over. Also, there is an area on the underside, where the flesh tone connects with the black, which turns a pale whitish a bit. While coloring does not affect performance in any way, I put a lot of merit in the aesthetics because they are a huge part of why I buy from zeta. Like above, these flaws are minor and not worth serious contemplation.
Usage/pleasure: He takes some stretching. A lot of stretching. If two inch thick dildos are outside of your range, you obviously shouldn't bother considering it. This toy is probably the best I've ever used for a-spot stimulation. At this point, I have six sex toys, all for anal penetration. All of them, including the one designed for it, do not hold a candle to this one. I am generally pretty proud of my ability to last, but I can't for more than 30 seconds after I am comfortably accepting of it. Orgasm becomes imminent. That all being said, using it is, as one might expect a horse penis to be, slightly difficult. I mean, come on, people have died having anal sex with horses. It is hardest getting around the flare, as you can imagine. I generally have to place it beneath me and use both hands to push the flare in. That hurts a bit for me. But, once past the flare, it isn't bad at all. In fact, as I mentioned above, it is great. The same process goes for pulling out, except that you are not nearly as sexually aroused, so it hurts a little more. Interesting side note: the flare is wide enough to act like a butt plug. While no one was home, I walked around the house with it hanging out my butt! Also, of note, is the fact that, as you get farther down it, it gets a little bit wider, a little bit wider, and onwards. Again, you can look up the dimensions on the site. This definitely improves the experience for me.
My roommate also, in a surprising note, decided to just inform me that he has tried Oskar without telling me and has some input! I'm not one for suction cups personally (I prefer the cowgirl method to sex toys myself), but he admits to having tested that particular function of Oskar out for me. He says that he has used it on walls and the headboard of his bed and it held while he used it on himself. So, if anyone is interested in that, there you have it. He also notes that, having a boyfriend with a rather fat penis, he found Oskar easier than I to take. He probably has sex at least four or five times a week.
Resiliency: I'm probably in a unique position as a person who has owned this toy for quite a while now. After owning it for somewhere around 11 months, I can say that it is happily in the same exact condition it was in when it arrived. I did not take any extraordinary care of it. Just washed it every time and stored it in a plastic baggy. There is not much to say on the topic, but it was worth mentioning.
Concluding Thoughts: Originally, I bought this as a sort of cancellation prize since I've been waiting for Thor to come out in silicone, because I don't like gel toys. That being said, I am incredibly satisfied with Oskar. It is important to note that I don't really consider Oskar to be a toy that people use all the time. Oskar is something to save for rare occasions, when you get the craving for something bigger than usual. Oskar is not a one-trick pony, nor is he the first place stallion. He is the dark horse, the one you don't see coming, but turns out mind-blowing. How many more puns can I think of, right? We'll stop there. But seriously, you will get a run for your money. Oskar looks great, feels great, and I run out of breath. I highly recommend!
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