Wow, and I thought the Furry sex toys were weird...

[Quiet269]

But this new site I stumbled upon tonight just... Damn. They're flat out repulsive! Their deformation of the human cock looks like the lineup you'd expect after the nuclear holocaust. But, not just after the holocaust, this is like if man got bored and butt ****ed the radioactive ooze level of messed up.

Besides that, their wild claims... "TSX, Manufacturers of the Worlds Most Exciting Sex Toys" or "TSX Toys, Inc. offers a unique, unsurpassed service in quality, design and customization of adult novelties to optimize your own brand." or their claims of being "anatomically correct" are utter bull.

I must admit "most exciting" is entirely subjective, but repulsive would be a better term for it. Unique would be quite generous.

Unsurpassed quality and design? Laughable. They utilize gelly for their toys which will break down eventually, and can cause minor burning sensations. Besides that, the fact thy they are not utilizing a non-pourous material means that the toy itself will never be clean enough.. It'll eventually start to obsorb any smells, or chemicals used on it.. And it is not a material that can stand up to steralization. They really should be switching over to silicone based toys if they want to make such a claim.

And their "anatomically correct" toys are riddled with more issues than I care to subject you to.

The thing that really gets me though, is the lineup of toys they offer... Just take a look at their catelog, if you dare... There is no shortage of vomit enducing designs.

A few of my "favorites" would be:
The Jungle Joy: this monstrousity of "veins" looks like a cock infested with worms as they slowly work they way up to the cock head. If you look closely you can see that they've already devoured anything of worth in the scrotum, leaving a pair of lifeless orbs soo smooth from, I can only assume, severe trauma to the area causing the entire area to collapse upon itself.

Big Ben: by that they seem to mean the 90 ye old guy who still works to keep that clock running. The Multitude wrinkles along the base, and the varicose veins along the shaft are likely the sad reality of what Herbert (family guy) has to deal with on a daily basis; and he doesn't get any for a reason people.

The Thin Cock: this beast of a toy is the true deffinition of pensil dick. It starts off with a deformed head, the crown of which reminds me of an achievement you'd get in Tony Hawk's game... Seriously, you could do a quadruple lip gride along the protrusion this thing has. It's acompanied by a long and slinger shaft that brings back the mutant veins that this company should be famous for.. It reminds me of a mushroom laden tree trunk that Ace Ventura could use to play the entirety of Stairway to Heaven on... To put the icing on the cake this bad boy has a cancerous set of testies that look like a pair of cherries in a worn leather bag. Seriously guys and gals, why is this sexy?

The Sun Man Dong: oh god... It's a mixture of the stomachs bursting alien and Nurse Gollum (Conjoined Fetus Lady) from South Park... Nothing more should be said on this monstrousity.

The Bendable Winky: take a bendy lap, but replace the end with a helmet from a storm trooper... Seriously... Remember that holocaust reference? I'm not kidding! This thing is longer that longcat, and shouldn't come within poking range of Antibes nether region.

The Concubine: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cBiOTvxXcY#t=3m12s

Diablita: OK, if your making a toy for the pedos across the wrold, you really need to step back and look at your life... You need to take that long look, apologize to everyone you've wronged and humbly exit stage right, hoping a angry mob wwilfing pitchforks doesn't follow. Seriously though, this is a fuck toy that looks like a 2 year old in the Pizza Cats universe (what's up with the ears?!)... Not to mention, WTF is up with the dick comming out of the back?

I'm going to stop now... This is taking far too long to type on my iPhone and I think you get the picture. Take a look for yourself... This is ... Just... Wrong.

They did give us the knotted cock extension though, from what I've heard, but other than that brief stroke of geneous (which isn't even featured in their catelog) this company blows.

Check out the site yourself: http://www.tsx-toys.com/

[johndeeregirl4u]

do you just enjoy advertising other sites on here or what??

[Zoen]

http://www.tsx-toys.com/shop/woody-cockring-p-157.html

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with you.

That thing looks like it's waiting just to bite you clean off. 

[knotme]

do you just enjoy advertising other sites on here or what??

I am gonna have to agree with her, and I am pretty sure that if you read the rules posted by the admins, that advertising for other sites is against the rules.

[Quiet269]

What? Seriously?!

You guys think this is advertisement?! Did you even read the post?! I'm talking so much shit about that company you could pile it to the moon, an you call that advertisement?

*head explodes*

[johndeeregirl4u]

What? Seriously?!

You guys think this is advertisement?! Did you even read the post?! I'm talking so much shit about that company you could pile it to the moon, an you call that advertisement?

*head explodes*

out of 20 posts you have currently made, 11 are related to you posting stuff about BD or the site you posted above.. over HALF of the posts you've made.. this is NOT BD.  stop talking about them.  and other sites!

[Quiet269]

So, completely ignoring the content of the posts, or the reason for them, you have condemned me based solely on the fact that I have mentioned another company on your precious forums?

If someone had asked "What's the best way to play DVD's on your Computer?" and I offered up VLC media player, would you still be mad at me for mentioning another company?

I'm not even saying to go buy products from them. I'm saying that you shouldn't buy their product, and come laugh at the crazy stuff they sell.

[idontknow]

none of those are appealing in the least

[Quiet269]

none of those are appealing in the least

They're a bit on the repulsive side really. It's all made by one woman too... I gotta wonder if she just has some messed up fantasies, or really hates the cocks

[johndeeregirl4u]

So, completely ignoring the content of the posts, or the reason for them, you have condemned me based solely on the fact that I have mentioned another company on your precious forums?

If someone had asked "What's the best way to play DVD's on your Computer?" and I offered up VLC media player, would you still be mad at me for mentioning another company?

I'm not even saying to go buy products from them. I'm saying that you shouldn't buy their product, and come laugh at the crazy stuff they sell.

that's a bit different of a comparison.. it's just a bit off to me that you just joined and over half your posts are about other toy companies

like I said in the other post.. it's offensive IMO to advertise other sites.. while YOU might not like the toys on the site mentioned about, others might - I think BB is a bigger bear than to go around bashing his competitors' toys.. he lets his customers choose if his are the best or not..

I've played some games on forums and it's just common courtesy to NOT talk about other games.. if you would have saved a pic & attached it to the post and "OMG! Look at how (insert adjective here) that toy is! - if someone wanted to know WHERE it came from they could have PMed you or you PMed it to them if they asked it

to me it's about respect and by posting other sites, you are (in MY opinion) disrespecting BB and ZC

I won't say another word, I will leave it up to BB and Tal

[idontknow]

@johndeeregirl

i'm pretty new here and have yet to possess a zeta myself (just placed 2 orders less than a week ago and the anticipation is killing me),so what i say may not count for much. however, as i see it, we're a community of lovers of 'strange' artificial phalli. i've gone through a handful of OP's older posts, and while i can understand your point, i have a hard time believing there's any malicious intent. i can understand how it could possibly have negative economic consequences to BB, but this is a pretty niche market, and i doubt the hideous creations he linked to in this post will draw more than a negligible sum from this operation. my first thought is $0.

i, for one, found OP hilarious.

also, op, caught your longcat reference. what's up /b/ro?

[Quiet269]

i, for one, found OP hilarious.

also, op, caught your longcat reference. what's up /b/ro?

Hello there, Thanks for the support

Yeah, I tend to get a  bit ranty when I'm tired... I'm glad you enjoyed it hehe. As for the longcat reference... I'm no /b/tard, I just happen to have seen that cat in other places

It fits quite well though.

[Brownbear]

I try to go out of my way to avoid talking about others work.
As far as TSX goes, they have tried to copy some of my designs over the years, and others have even taken the names of my toys and used them, but I will let my work speak for itself here.

All I can do is try to improve the ship time on my toys, and I am always working to better my selection

Bear

[johndeeregirl4u]

I don't think there is a company that can do what you do and maintain the quality and creativity for a better price. I see a lot of people suggesting designs that cross over into what other companies make. I think Zeta has this niche very well represented. As far as the furry/ animal type toys. Let's leave the dragon's to what they do. I would say the next phase of creativity would come in thinking interspecies toys. Like say you crossed the Tiger with the timberwolf.... what would that look like. Something along that line.

I love the work that You do Bear. Though I do want some toys from one of the other guys, I still have a long list of animals I want from Zeta's line up.

this is offtopic but I LOVE the bear in your pic!

[jsealing]

Those other competitors, already mentioned, can do things that BB simply can't do at this time (See my other posting or PM me for the details.). However, you will find that these "other" competitors can't match BB for quality, craftsmanship and customer service. Just look at the posting of the proud owner of little Orca that tore. Most companies, even the "big ones" only offer a 90-day warranty on their products. BB is obviously willing to replace a toy, even one purchased years ago from him, if it is damaged. He is willing to be out a few dollars to replace the toy than take the risk of getting hit with doctor bills for removal of something from someone's internal parts.

That is why we as the loyal supporters or fans of Zeta Toys stay with BB and his company. We are willing to wait for the SUPERIOR product with SUPERIOR customer service from BB. Those other competitors WILL NOT stand behind their products no matter what happens. Their customer service, in a nutshell, SUCKS! I surmise that Zeta Toys will probably outlive the competitors because of BB's commitment to a superior product, superior customer service and the QUALITY of the product made. BB is always seeking ways to expand his product line, so I challenge you fellow furries on the forum here to lend a helping hand. If you can draw, then do it; if you have AUTO-CAD use it! It may not be just one design that BB uses for a new product, maybe a hybrid is used from several submissions for a new toy.

Yes, BB really wants to expand the product line. Getting switched over to a new mold making process to cutdown on waiting time etc. and still maintain the QUALITY of the product along with the best prices available is what Zeta Toys is all about. Thankfully, the competitors will NEVER understand it, nor will they ever be able to COMPREHEND that a superior product with superior customer service and a company that is willing to stand behind their products is what competition is all about.