So, in 2011 I got a little prize money and decided to buy a little present for myself. I wasn't expecting this money, so I figured to do something wild and crazy with it. I debated between Bad Dragon and Zeta toys. I decided to go with Zeta because I really needed a training toy and not some kind of monster the size of my forearm. Also, the slow (and so I'm told careful) making of the toys appealed to me since I wasn't planning on using it right away. I wanted a knotting toy, but something for beginners, so I settled on the Keeper. Plus it was a sale, so I figured, "Why the hell not?"
Shipping: 10/10
I really can't stress how this is the shining part of the review. I actually had asked Brown Bear to delay my order (crazy, I know). I was holding off until I had my own place. Anyhow, he held off delivery for me until I was able to give him an address, and he even sent me a reminder email after my toy was done saying that it was ready to ship. Really, he couldn't have been more accommodating.
Also, the opening of my long awaited box was great. It was packed by a pro. I know someone who is a seller on Ebay, and she always told me, "write them a note thanking them for their order, wrap it like a present, ship it right away, and throw in something for free if you feel like it."
Well, four for four. It of course came with a free condom and lube (you can never have too much of these things), that rather amusing furry themed safe sex pamphlet, care guide, and even a free toy! So I unexpectedly got a Teaser too (least I'm pretty sure that's what it is)!
Quality: 10/10?
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Having no reference since I've never used a sex toy, or even really seen one, I don't feel comfortable giving this a definite 10. Take it with a grain of salt. I washed them up with soapy water and looked them over. Squishy, no imperfections or weird looking bits, and I got more than what I ordered. Sounds good to me!
Teaser: 5/10
I think maybe it's just my body, but the teaser didn't do anything for me. Plus the very small tip was hard to get in. Maybe I was just doing it wrong? I don't know much about this sort of thing, but I wouldn't recommend it. I should give it another try I suppose.
Keeper: 10/10
Exactly what I was looking for. It's the perfect trainer.
It initially seemed huge in person. Like I said, I've got no anal experience. But really, in use, it works great. I was even able to take the whole thing with very little discomfort. The very gradual knot that it has is fantastic and it works as advertised! I definitely need to experiment with it some more. Get used to it, figure out what feels good, that sort of thing. I'm definitely planning on holding onto it.
