Now here’s a fellow that’ll definitely put a little ‘bounce’ in your
step and a ‘bend’ in your walk. He’s straight from the plains of Aussie
Land and he’s assured to show you a ‘gooday’ if you know you know what
we mean. Introducing our Kangaroo, our very own ‘rootastic fellow. He’s a
hoppity guy and he’s got more than a bounce in his step. He’s willing
to show you around his back yard, of course it’s pretty big so try and
not get lost. He definitely knows his way around tho so he’s assured to
keep you in good hands. And good hands he shall keep you in, he’s not
one to let anyone get out of his sight and for good reason, he’s
certainly more than eager to show you his ‘down under’ and he’s assured
to get a ‘crikey’ from more than a few blokes.
He’s cast in our slick and slippery Silicone material, assuring that
he’s not gonna ‘blunder’ any of your ‘buggery’. His smooth taper is
assured to slip right in, letting anyone that’s fortunate enough to play
with this bloke feel just why he’s known far and wide for those strong
legs of his. Thrusting deep, he uses his hind legs as leverage to push
the curved length inside, letting anyone know that he’s going for the
hilt and he won’t stop till it’s all the way in there. Our Kangaroo is
assured to be a special treat for anyone willing to take his offer and
he’s certainly not a disappointment. He’s ready to become your favorite
Aussie treat and he has certainly got the bounce in his step to do it.
| Total length |
10" |
| Usable length |
7 3/4" |
| Head width |
1/4" |
| Head circumference |
Not specified |
| Shaft length |
7 3/4" |
| Shaft width |
1.5" (3.8 cm) |
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| Width near base |
2" |
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